Sorry if I have been kinda dead as of lately, it looks like I’m losing my social life in my parent’s divorce.
baby… do you wanna come over for a few days or something? I’ll talk my mom into it.
I’m fine, Sam. I mean, duh I’d love to, but it’s not like I’m a threat to myself or anything.
I don’t believe you. Come over.
She said no sex but that’s not going to happen.
Hm, I like the sound of that. Does your Mom have any crazy rules for me to follow?